Glad I never had a girlfriend that felt that way!

Oh wait. One, once. But she didn't like being "a girlfriend" and we were never in "a relationship" and she never broke up with me because we were never "together," and...

I knew it was over when she announced her upcoming wedding to some other guy. Shortly before I met Deb.

She's divorced now (again). Deb & I are still together and talking about what we should do for our 25th anniversary.

😁