Farmers Insurance sponsors NPR and the oldies music station we listen to while we’re getting dressed (because music we’ve heard 926 times before doesn’t slow us down). I’m just waiting for some sedate NPR personality to go, “This NPR program is supported by Farmers Insurance. We are Farmers. Bum ba-dum ba-dum bum bum.” With the same cadence and inflection as the Speak Aloud option on a computer or smartphone.