Everything goes on our plastic these days, except for the occasional Apple Pay (hey, Rite Aid, if you’re reading this: having someone pay electronically and then printing out a piece of paper for them to sign is BRAIN DAMAGED and makes me hit the Sad Face button on the way out every time I use your store).

Overheard at a convenience store:

CLERK 1: Why is there fake money in the register?

CLERK 2: What?

CLERK 1: (hold up bill) This! A two dollar bill!

CLERK 2: No, that’s real!

CLERK 1: Noooo! Really?! What good is a two dollar bill?

If had an answer I’d have jumped in, but alas, what good *is* a two dollar bill?

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