Everything goes on our plastic these days, except for the occasional Apple Pay (hey, Rite Aid, if you’re reading this: having someone pay electronically and then printing out a piece of paper for them to sign is BRAIN DAMAGED and makes me hit the Sad Face button on the way out every time I use your store).
Overheard at a convenience store:
CLERK 1: Why is there fake money in the register?
CLERK 2: What?
CLERK 1: (hold up bill) This! A two dollar bill!
CLERK 2: No, that’s real!
CLERK 1: Noooo! Really?! What good is a two dollar bill?
If had an answer I’d have jumped in, but alas, what good *is* a two dollar bill?