Jack Herlocker
Aug 21, 2024

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Ducks are cute. Swans are pretty... from a distance.

Deb's job before retirement was at a local university with swans as unofficial mascots. They had their own little island in the middle of a large pond. Sometimes one of the swans would decide to relocate to the shore, at which point students would be terrorized as they used the paths, faced with a hissing swan, wings spread, neck extended. Then some poor groundkeeper (armed with a broom or something similar) would have to explain to the bird where she was supposed to be.

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Jack Herlocker
Jack Herlocker

Written by Jack Herlocker

Husband & retiree. Author. Former IT geek/developer. I fill what’s empty, empty what’s full, and scratch where it itches. Occasionally do weird & goofy things.

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