1. Dibs on IT support, so long as it’s not having to explain to someone why they can’t delete pictures from their phone when the pictures are actually on the cloud and not their phone. IOW, I only want to do computer support for people who don’t really need any.
  2. We must be within five minutes of a convenience store or ten minutes from a full-size grocery store. Deb says this is non-negotiable.
  3. We’re fine growing nothing but natural organic vegetable crap so long as “growing” means getting it from the aforementioned grocery and “getting it” means peeling the ORGANIC labels from the stuff in the Natural! section and sticking it on the things that cost half as much but look and taste identical once you put cheese on them.

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