DEB: (reading through article) This is a really good writer! Do I know him?

ME: It’s Roy. The skeleton guy. Didn’t you see the comic at the top?

DEB: My phone was taking too long to load graphics and I skipped it. He’s really funny!

ME: I know. That’s why I forward his stuff to you.

DEB: Well, tell him he’s good. Give him a big clap.

ME: More claps.

DEB: Yes dear. Whatever.