DEB: Aw, honey, that is so sweet! Does she know I don’t do that? Do YOU wish I’d do that, Jackster?

ME: You do you, honey bunches! You show me love in lots of other ways!

Deb leans over and strokes my hair… or would, if I had any. The effect is more like rubbing a billiard ball.

ME: …like polishing my head.

She appreciates the offer, Kathy!