Congrats on victory on one front, RM! And the key to the clothes thing is (a) admire how nicely they fit, (b) try accessories, (3) do NOT, whatever you do, glare at your spouse when he walks in the room while you’re wearing the new clothes, shout “I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU LET ME BUY THIS SHIT!” and leave him feeling confused and guilty. And don’t ask him how he thinks you look in it! Because it won’t be right, whatever he says. (I’m guessing.)

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Husband & retiree. Developer, tech writer, & IT geek. I fill what’s empty, empty what’s full, and scratch where it itches. Occasionally do weird & goofy things.

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