… of my tale? Where are their digital memorials? Not a trace of them — well, at least not until now. Unless she is the oldest woman alive, our teacher has long since gone on to her reward, and her mortal remains are a-mouldering away in a cemetery somewhere around Dallas, North Carolina.
But tomorrow is the Day of the Dead, Eric, a time to remember those who have passed on before us. And by mentioning Mrs. Plonk and Mrs. Lingerfelt here (and by extension, for forever so long as the Internet exists) you have paid them homage and tribute and thanks. Well done.