But if you’ve done nothing wrong, what’s the big deal? Show a piece of paper you carry with you anyway. You want to be a good citizen, don’t you, citizen? Of course you do.

You ARE a citizen, aren’t you, citizen?

There, that didn’t take a second. Thank you, citizen.

Hail Trump. Have a nice day.

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