But… but… what if you really love the control freak and will do anything to make them happy? (If you could figure out what that is.) And sure, things keep going wrong, but it’s really all your fault? (All. The. Time.) And everything would be great if you could just figure out what needed to be doing? (See Target, Erratically Moving.)

And then one day she announced her engagement to a mutual friend, and the problem was solved. <insert emoji rolling eyes while letting out deep breath>

Good post, TA!