And you didn't even touch buying a bra, which (having had a small-breasted wife and now a, um... larger-breasted wife) seem to have no rational rules beyond "a higher lettered cup is bigger than a smaller lettered but no the double letters mean something different" and "there are numbers involved which may once have been inches but currently not so much."

Deb has a set of bras that fit "perfectly!" Except that "perfectly" apparently means "if I use an additional strap that keeps the main straps from falling down then I can last the day in these damn things."

I see an online company that offers to design a bra just for a particular customer. Deb scrolls past the page of measurements required (with instructions as to how to take them, "you may need to have a friend assist you") to get to the prices, and closes the website. "Nope, too expensive!" Okay, but— "Too expensive!" <sigh> Yes, dear.