And yet, Gillian, I thought you had to be. Even while watching the video, I was waiting for that “Psych!” moment where they would reveal that it was all a spoof, some sort of SNL skit or something. No, they closed on the deep, profound thought: “If you aren’t strong, then you’re weak.” Oh. My. Gawd.

And why did they blur out the face of the only woman in the video? It’s… they…. AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGH!!!