And there’s another facet to related-but-not-yours marriage, Ezinne — what happens when you DO like the new in-law, but a few years after getting your new brother/sister your actual sister/brother decides to divorce. Wait… nobody asked what I wanted! Don’t I get to keep my… crap, what do I even call you anymore?

In-laws. Don’t get to decide who comes in, no say on when they go away.