"And there were in the same country book herders, and the angels of the Lord came unto them, and the choirs of the Lord sang to them,

"And they spoke, saying 'WILL YOU IDIOTS KEEP THE DAMN NOISE DOWN! PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO READ!'

"And the angels of the Lord conferred amongst themselves, said, 'Screw this, we're outa here,' and repaired to the hills to bother some shepherds."