And then there are those of us who pee sitting down the first and last of the day, because it’s…

…did was step barefooted on a chip of dog bone, causing me to limp and curse my way to the bathroom. Standing over the bowl, I remembered how urine once flowed like a waterfall, and now I can recite the Lord’s Prayer before the first trickle hits the pond of water. I washed my hands and turned on the shower…letting it heat up while I brushed my teeth. Rubbing my …
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Jack Herlocker
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Nov 14, 2020
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And then there are those of us who pee sitting down the first and last of the day, because it’s Just Easier. 🙄
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Written by Jack Herlocker
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Husband & retiree. Author. Former IT geek/developer. I fill what’s empty, empty what’s full, and scratch where it itches. Occasionally do weird & goofy things.
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