Ah, come to the iOS side! We have chocolate!

Wait, no, we have cookies.

Donuts. I meant donuts.

Might be bagels. Hold on… seriously, links stopped working on the iPad? Just — crap, y’know what, let me go to the browser version… where the frak did my feed go? Why do I keep seeing Kris Gage all the time? I mean sure, I like Kris, but…

Okay, nevermind, your Android app sounds fine.