Actually, this sounds like the kind of thing AARP would sponsor.

…lace. But it makes me realize that there’s a need for a Sex Toy Removal Service for Single Seniors. You sign on when you’re old enough to qualify for AARP, send them a key, and pay a small monthly fee. They send you an impenetrable lockbox. You store your sex toys and porn in the box.
Introducing — the Single Senior Smut Removal Squad!
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Actually, this sounds like the kind of thing AARP would sponsor. Might be worth reading all those pages of fine print benefits again?
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Written by Jack Herlocker
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Husband & retiree. Author. Former IT geek/developer. I fill what’s empty, empty what’s full, and scratch where it itches. Occasionally do weird & goofy things.
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