A friend of mine had “bargain breast augmentation” (her words) that caused her breasts to be different sizes (her assessment — we weren’t THAT close as friends) and caused them to make “strange noises” (again, her assessment, I never noticed anything from a “just friends” distance). So apparently this was just how things work? Interesting.

It might have been explained to her, but she was the type who never read directions, never read the fine print, and usually couldn’t be bothered with the bold print. 🙄